IMDb has some good ones already. Here are those on the rules of the Hotel, most not in IMDb:
Ah, that's against the rules. Yeah, I gotta run checks. You could be a serial, you could be a ped, you could be a terrorist.
That is also against the rules. Right there in the membership pack under "do not kill the other patients."
But rules are rules. If someone else gets here first, I can't hold the last room for him.
This hotel was built on two things, man's fundamental avarice and trust. Now, I break the rules in here, and nasty people got carte blanche to do the same.
You're lucky this place has rules.